sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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