Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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