But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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