i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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