I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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