Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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