I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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