I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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