It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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