She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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