Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i barfeds in our rink
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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