Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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