its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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