Swine flu. Run for my life!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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