...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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