worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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