wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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