she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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