My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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