I think i peed on brittanys purse
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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