yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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