even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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