One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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