Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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