Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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