Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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