Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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