She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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