Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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