Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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