I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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