why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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