im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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