she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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