idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Who put my cat in the fridge?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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