I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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