SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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