I think I am morally bankrupt
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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