My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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