College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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