we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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