We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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