So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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