we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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