Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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