OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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