It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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