You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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