he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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