I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't deserve a penis
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize