Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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