i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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