The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize