omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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